Bill McKinnon

Bill has done it again! During another super successful year, single-handedly he discovered the lost chord. A music business insider told us "This will revolutionise the industry." A local pub landlord was on the spot... "I was there when it happened. I was just pulling Bill his fourteenth pint and he was playing Constant Billy. He had just got to that tricky bit in the middle that no one has ever managed to play quite right when he, like, you know, like, he just sat there and like well, you know, he just did it. Bill played the lost chord! Stay Jammy." A renowned bass player told us" It was amazing man; the whole pub just suddenly stopped talking as loudly as they could and stared at Bill. Then it was pandemonium with everyone cheering and clapping." Bill himself though missed the moment as he had nodded off twenty minutes earlier during a rousing chorus of Down Among The Dead Men. After being gently woken by his wife with a sharp dig in the ribs, Bill was characteristically modest - "Whose round is it?" he burbled. (Thursday evening Coach & Horses session, Friday evening Cross Keys session, Saturday afternoon melodeon workshop, Saturday evening Coachmakers Arms and Sunday afternoon Boat Trip with Nine Mile Ride, Sunday evening Coach & Horses session)

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